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I Speak Fluent Sarcasm Tote Bag – Organic Cotton Eco-Friendly Shopper | Funny Sustainable Gift

$34.99 $28.99
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Color: Black

Black
Oyster
Description
Let your sarcasm speak volumes—even while you're grocery shopping. The "I Speak Fluent Sarcasm" tote bag is the perfect blend of bold humor and sustainable living.

Crafted from 100% certified organic cotton twill, this eco-friendly tote is spacious, sturdy, and ethically made. With reinforced dual straps and a 30 lb weight limit, it's as functional as it is funny. Perfect for work, errands, or as a gift for your sassiest friend.

Product Features:
🌿 100% Certified Organic Cotton Twill
🧵 Reinforced Dual Straps (24.5" long)
🌍 GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX, and PETA-Approved Vegan
💪 30 lbs Carrying Capacity
📦 Open Main Compartment for Easy Access
💬 Optional Double-Sided Print for Extra Boldness
🧶 Sourced Ethically from India

This bag doesn’t just carry things—it carries attitude.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  BAG WIDTH (inches) BAG HEIGHT (inches) BAG DEPTH (inches) STRAP LENGTH (inches) STRAP WIDTH (inches)
One size 16 14 ½ 5 24 1/2 1
  BAG WIDTH (cm) BAG HEIGHT (cm) BAG DEPTH (cm) STRAP LENGTH (cm) STRAP WIDTH (cm)
One size 40.6 36.8 12.7 61 2.5
Additional Information
Color

Black, Oyster